News Flash: ALBERT CRIES AND SWEARS :/

kk, people. So, today at Chinese School, Albert got pissed, so he cried, and started swearing.

So basically, Lesley drew the picture of the perverted version of a dog. It is seriously very perverted, especially for people who think WRONG. Not wrong, but WRONG. So wrong, that I'm not gonna describe it. Ask Lesley to draw a copy for you. Or, you can ask Julie, she knows. Anyways, Shannon put the perverted dog in Albert's textbook. When Albert saw it in his textbook, he threw it at Lesley saying that it was her's. However, he had bad aim, so it landed on the ground. Then something like this happened:

(I go next to the paper)
Me (sarcastic): I wonder who's piece of paper this is
Lesley: Oh, it's Albert's. It was in his textbook.
Albert: No, it's yours. Now TAKE IT!
Lesley: How is it mine? It was in your textbook.
Albert: I KNOW IT'S YOURS, SO TAKE IT, OKAY?
(Albert starts crying a bit)
Shannon: Yeah, Lesley. Take it. You drew it.
(Shannon and Lesley argues back and forth)
Albert: JUST SHUT THE F*** UP!
(Awkward silence)
Teacher (in Chinese): Hey, be quieter. You're going to disturb the other classes. (ikr? that's what she says? she probably doesn't know n e swear words.) Be a man. Why are you crying because of this little thing?
Albert: Because they are immature b*tches!
Me: Yay, I'm an immature b*tch.

I have no idea why I don't feel offended after being called an "immature b*tch." I actually feel like laughing my head off. Why is Albert so sensitive?! It's just a stupid piece of paper that has perverted stuff on it!! He should learn that there is such thing as a recycling bin, and that it is used to throw thing you don't want anymore that can be reused. Sheesh. First time someone cried this year...and it's a boy.